not even a motherfucker
[merry EXTREMELY LATE christmas everyone 8D]
This is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen. Pun totally intended.
ACTUAL SUMMARY OF GREEK MYTHOLOGY
scatter my ashes to the wind
“Remus Dobby Potter, you were named after the two people who actually gave a shit about my well being. One of them was a house elf and I’d much rather see you become that than a fucking Slytherin. Don’t come back unless you’re wearing red and gold you little shit.”